Treason in Our Midst Petition
PETITION
It is with a heavy heart that we the undersigned must denounce a traitor in our midst. By reveling in the death of a loyal Traffic Authority cop of the NYPD,
corneliusdurden has dishonored the NYPD, 9/11, the NYFD, George Bush, the War in Iraq, the War in Afghanistan, the Constitution, Rudy Giuiliani, Jesus, the Constitution, and the Super Bowl.
True patriots must denounce this for what it is, un-American activity that threatens to undermine the fabric of our society. In order for the state to accumulate power at all levels, we cannot tolerate outbursts like this from bloggers. We tolerate free speech, but we must be careful how it is used. We must police ourselves, and we must keep the voices of immoderation and judgement in check.
We, the undersigned, demand that CorneliusDurden retract his opinions, as they are unwholesome and unsubmissive to the rule of law. They are un-American and harmful to the greater good. Progress demands cooperation for the betterment of all mankind, and we find these statements in violation of uplifting free speech. Corneliusdurden is the worst voice today because he disregarded the collective will, and we demand that he change his opinions or at least erase his entry.
(If you agree to sign this petition, sign in the comments.)
Attack of the Prosthetic Phallus
No, it isn't quite as bad as our award-winning
onlinejustice buddy. We've been hit by spammers, and so I'm going to call them out by name. I'm tired of reporting them the usual way, and I'm equally tired of seeing them on
bestofmindsay top blogs. Here they are...
Down with spamming!
Congratulations to ONLINEJUSTICE, the only contender this year.
The mAdhatter has announced the 2008 Worst of Mindsay
TM Dubya Awards:
By Order of the Madhatter
From the Desk of the Madhatter
Don't look now, but I'm staring at your chest. 
I hereby decree...something. Something definite and precise. What it is I do not recall.
Even so, I wish to address the fact that I visit people repeatedly, often, and always by the dead of night. Consider me a collector of thoughts, a recruiter for the Island of Misfit Ideas and Posts.
If you should see my nose print on the window of your mind, take it as a compliment. I may be awed by the deformity of your blog, or I may simply be aimlessly wandering Mindsay with a bottle of booze in me hands, peeking in the window at random.
Don't take it personally, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, but I don't think you need to worry about winning one of my prizes. Well, that presumes that you don't ever post one of those pernicious blog poll thingies EVER again. Good god.
And what is this poll thing? Monosyllabic answers to simple questions aren't serious posts people. Put some effort into it. Give it the old college try. Flex those QWERTY muscles.
Or you'll end up getting one of my awards.
Cordially and obstructionously not yours, not any of you,
THE mAd HaTTEr
free speech
